Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I dropped in on my wife at her part time waitressing job. As I was leaving, I gave her tushie a playful squeeze. I was then tackled by some acne-ridden teenage blockhead trying to impress the hot waitress by beating up the guy groping her. FML
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Top comments
nesteremily 31
Punch her back, explain later.
moophasa 19
Seriously? What a bitch
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Comments (79)
Charles900 16
Yeah, she's got some serious issues.
patrickalamo 48
You have the right to defend yourself... and to stop her illegal aggression.
Steve95401 49
It's a good thing you didn't have to kiss her boyfriend as part of your role in the play. There's no telling what that crazy bitch would have done to you.
dakatabg 31
She got it started
K_kanaka 26
That girl needs to chill.
Jujuboo_3 25
Did he watch this happen? Did he try and clear things up at all? You should give her a compliment and say oh look I guess I'm flirting with you and walk away.
abNormal62 23
Is she that Insecure? That makeup must have really accentuated your natural class and beauty! Congratulations tho on rocking that theatre!!! By any chance was this a local Production of beauty and the beast?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
It's sad how nowadays you can't be nice to someone without them mistaking it with flirtation. Is politeness really that rare?
Steve95401 49
Unfortunately, it is.
JamesSays 4
Did anyone see it happen? What a crazy asshole!
MisUnFortunate 31
I love guys who can genuinely compliment a girl like "Hey you look nice" and that's all they mean by it. That's when it's obvious he only has eyes for his gf. Cause he can appreciate that a girl looks nice without actually caring to get with her. Or something like that. Hopefully this makes sense.
Ardeku 15
It makes perfect sense to me. And I agree with you. :)