Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
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Top comments
illmatic2 16
YDI for stealing her hat. That's not a very lice thing to do.
DocBastard 40
Wow, another lice FML. Forget swine flu, HIV, Ebola, and SARS. It appears the lice outbreak is epidemic!
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Comments (96)
samantha_142 0
You should of listened...
5t3ff1k4h 47
It's "should have"... my god. The lack of education continues!
jaesm17 5
should of stfu and not commented grammer Bobbie.
5t3ff1k4h 47
You do mean grammar*, correct? Both of you are uneducated, then. :D Even better.
jaesm17 5
ya well you are ugly.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Says the one who doesn't post a picture.
samantha_142 0
I made ONE mistake. That does not mean I am uneducated.
babyskybluex3 0
you definitely deserve it.
Sirin_fml 47
I had him, you Bastard. Get your own kills.
taniaaaaa 0
What's FYL ? sorry I'm new to FML
CrabbyMcNasty 0
It means f your life :P
taniaaaaa 0
Ohhhhhhhh That's understandable Lols Wowwww I feel like an idiot
FMLsOhilarious 6
**** your life
Mariah162 0
**** your life is what it means.
HateyMcHater 4
I'd like to see those two heads together. They'd make a...pair-o-sights.
xxShinobi 0
Hahahaha...nicely done.
HateyMcHater 4
Ahh ha ha! That's called syphilis.
The_Great_One 0
You would think that people who have lice wouldn't wear hats, since this could easily happen...
Waffle817 0
well this sounds like it's your fault and that you should learn a good lesson from this
theRovingMage 0
Vinegar shampoo. Soak a towel in vinegar, soak your hair in vinegar, and wrap it up for a few hours. It dissolves lice instead of poisoning them, so it's better than a pesticide shampoo. I had a chem friend who did an experiment on lice to see if historical methods worked, and that was her finding.
XQuartzX 15
#49 you could also slather on conditioner and wrap your hair in plastic for a whole day. Suffocates the live lice and makes the eggs slide right off. And it leaves your hair silky.
pianoman5934 0
dumbass