Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
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illmatic2 16
YDI for stealing her hat. That's not a very lice thing to do.
DocBastard 40
Wow, another lice FML. Forget swine flu, HIV, Ebola, and SARS. It appears the lice outbreak is epidemic!
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Comments (96)
fthku 13
Did you know that you were born EXACTLY one month after me? Pretty ******* interesting eh? OT: That stinks OP. How is it hisher fault? Just messing around with a friend. I love how when the FML's are because of an OP's action, it'll almost always be a "YDI" whether or not it's really hisher fault.
zp5 4
I bet the lice were like this; "Haha! We got another one!" Maybe you should've listened to her before you put on the hat.
zp5 4
No, no. You're good. Here's a used needle. Don't worry if there's still a little blood in there, its alright.
Aim4thebullseye 4
If it snows everytime she shakes her head I wonder how much of the "snow" their using is "real" snow? ;)
CrabbyMcNasty 0
._. ew
amberparker_2012 0
YDI for taking her hat & not listening to her
firemanrob 0
karmas a bitch ain't it
DocBastard 40
1) What snow are you talking about? B) Who is this "they" you are talking about? Γ) Real snow? What?? 4) *they're Lastly) What the **** are you smoking?
GabIsAWESOME 0
Merry Christmas!
mollieOdare 0
This comment made my night :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
More like "Happy New Year"...Christmas has passed. Their new resolution should be something to the effect of "this year, I'm going to clear my head of the lice my best friend gave me!"
foxgirl715 0
lol def fyl!