Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was drinking coffee at work, while being surrounded by a lot of flies in the area I was working. Later, in the evening, I found a fly under my bottom denture plate. It'd been there for about 12 hours. FML
Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
Today, I just drank a sip of beer and felt something so I spit it out... It was an earwig. FML
Today, at a party, a fly flew into my mouth. I spat it out, and in an effort to wash my mouth out, I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Today, the massive bogey that had been dangling precariously from my manager's nose for half an hour finally detached itself. Into my coffee. FML
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DGross 8
ewww... ...at least you didn't swallow it
salty66 0
Sometimes, it's better not to think about that kind of stuff. Afterall, ignorance is bliss...
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Comments (77)
containsnosoy 0
It sucks having a fly in your mouth, but spitting your coffee all over your laptop is a bit over-dramatic.... (since you know, you probably had to finish the liquid in your mouth in order to take out the fly.)
alleyx3 0
well she probably didn't think about spitting it out she just reflexively did it. I would have done the same thing
containsnosoy 0
"probably had to FINISH the liquid in your mouth in order to take out the fly" Gotta read the whole comment dear.
Elissaa_fml 0
Eww
MJFG100 0
FYL! You're supposed to check your coffee for bugs before drinking it. DUH! Everybody knows that.
CharliePoops 0
Swallowing it would have been the much safer route. I'd rather swallow it and not ever know what it was than to be grossed out and ruin my laptop.
youfail1700 0
your ugly
vampiresaremylif 0
First of all, black flys are tiny and like fruit flys, only they bite. if it was huge and black, it was prob. a horsefly. they are about as big as a quarter and instead of biting you and leaving a huge bump. They take chunks. And make your skin itchy, bleeding and infected.
kayPandastyle 15
ugh that is sooo ****** nasty!! blegg I hate bugs!!
roseytosey 0
that is nasty! i almost swallowed a fly once and almost threw up!!
dude247 0
that's impossible you took it out then spit out your coffee? how could you take it out with coffe in your mouth
DGross 8
maybe it was alive and crawled onto the OP's tongue. Then she was able to remove it before expelling said coffee :-P
SupaSteveXpz 0
eww man that's yea nasty
comedychick 1
oh that's very sickening