Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drinking coffee at work, while being surrounded by a lot of flies in the area I was working. Later, in the evening, I found a fly under my bottom denture plate. It'd been there for about 12 hours. FML
Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
Today, I just drank a sip of beer and felt something so I spit it out... It was an earwig. FML
Today, at a party, a fly flew into my mouth. I spat it out, and in an effort to wash my mouth out, I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Today, the massive bogey that had been dangling precariously from my manager's nose for half an hour finally detached itself. Into my coffee. FML
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DGross 8
ewww... ...at least you didn't swallow it
salty66 0
Sometimes, it's better not to think about that kind of stuff. Afterall, ignorance is bliss...
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GinandJenkem 0
I had a 3 inch long moth in my salad bag once, since I was young, I cried. FYL
thenumberblue 0
I pity the fool that eats flys!
flufffypants 0
Fake
jessescottie 0
@all, its true I swear i didnt fake this FML it was SOOO terrible... i did first take the *shudder* fly out hopin it was a bit of biscuit, was gna put it straight back into my mouth but when i saw what it was i spat my coffee everywhere. my laptop has survived the ordeal but the keys are very sticky and the mousepad doesnt work anymore! @my fellow south african, yes it was a "brommer", the kind of flies that love dog poo and dead bodies, they are black with a greenish sheen. absolutely horrific experience!!!
Doom_Shroom 0
I can believe that -_- we live near a plaas and have like twenty brommers at once in our kitchen when it's real hot. I've become so neurotic with our fly problem....That's why I love winter: no flies!!!
spazzman 0
at least u didn't bite down on it
jchatterbox 0
ew gross, did you leave the coffee out for a long time?
Cabz2018 0
Omg FYMFL!!!!!! Lol
ColdGold 6
YDI for spitting on your laptop.
NoteMyGrin 0
Ah. AH. Oh gosh, I'm so sorry this happened to you. ):
Lando1Live 0
YDI for checking what it was. This wouldn't have happened if you had just swallowed it =P