Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I was having an intense erotic dream. It was going great until I thought, "I hope this isn't a dream." This caused me to wake up. This isn't the first time I've cockblocked myself in a dream. FML
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
Today, I had plans for a romantic night with my boyfriend, who is perfect in every way possible. We were going to have sex for the first time as well. Unfortunately, I had a dream last night about him shitting all over me and I can't look at him with a straight face. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, I had my first "hot" dream in a while. In the dream, my husband and I finally got cozy and comfortable, but just as we were about to start our banging, our toddlers interrupted us. So, my kids are cockblocking me even in my dreams. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
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Zestus 19
is it even possible to cockblock yourself?
NothernNightmare 18
OCD or not, using a condom is always a good thing.
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Comments (95)
realtingdis 12
same thing happened to me a couple weeks ago.
BlueFlatts 20
OCD teaches safe sex, I did not know that.
Levvy 22
Since when did obsessive-compulsive disorder have anything to do with contraception use? That's like saying your OCD compels you to eat a survivable amount of food every day. It's kind of a basic human thing.
chrissy2 28
Whenever I have a dream that I had unprotected sex, I wake up thinking that I'm going to get pregnant.
Dead_Fox 17
Obsessive-compulsive disorder is an anxiety disorder in which people have unwanted and repeated thoughts, feelings, ideas, sensations (obsessions), or behaviors that make them feel driven to do something (compulsions). OCD is commonly associated with obvious rituals which are a hindrance to the performance of the individual. These 'rituals' have been played up by popular media, but most persons with OCD do not, in fact, have any particular 'tic'; only roughly 20%. In my own case, I have a recurring obsession with cleanliness, sanitation, and safety. Unprotected sex, which I might guess a number of you have engaged in, can be a particularly scary thought for me.
Asia_Breezy 9
Poor baby :( that stinks