Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I was having an intense erotic dream. It was going great until I thought, "I hope this isn't a dream." This caused me to wake up. This isn't the first time I've cockblocked myself in a dream. FML
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
Today, I had plans for a romantic night with my boyfriend, who is perfect in every way possible. We were going to have sex for the first time as well. Unfortunately, I had a dream last night about him shitting all over me and I can't look at him with a straight face. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, I had my first "hot" dream in a while. In the dream, my husband and I finally got cozy and comfortable, but just as we were about to start our banging, our toddlers interrupted us. So, my kids are cockblocking me even in my dreams. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
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Top comments
Zestus 19
is it even possible to cockblock yourself?
NothernNightmare 18
OCD or not, using a condom is always a good thing.
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Comments (95)
Banana_ham_ox 0
they dont make rubbers big enough for sloths so i dont have to worry about it. :D
My3sons 3
Maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something.;)
squidbilly4life 0
I don't think it was your OCD I think it was your common sense kicking in
SevenMillionTons 4
Condoms are for *******
lysx84 24
*femidoms are for *******...
Sally2dicks21 8
I know how that feels.
bobslawnservice 16
I routinely stop just short of having sex in my dreams because I don't want to cheat on my wife. I too am a lucid dreaming sad sack.
HortonThelephant 15
Cum on op! Everyone knows semen swim the backstroke in dreams, and S T D'd ya know its impossible to contract diseases? But only in your dreams children. Play it safe. Handle with care. And always wrap your package before shipment.
tuva1011 5
Go to bed with a condom on next time
buckdharma 38
poor op. Whenever he hits on a girl she says in your dreams...
toyotita4 3
FYDreams