Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I had to abruptly brake to avoid a pedestrian who had suddenly jumped into the street. As a consequence, my parking ID was pushed in between the dashboard and the windshield. It is literally impossible to get it out before my shift starts. In other words, I'm going to get fined. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Top comments
jibz 6
YDI 100 times over OP, never hit and run. man up and own up to your mistakes or stay off the roads.
Gummybears4life 0
You're an idiot. You deserved it.
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Comments (245)
Shinygirlnz 1
Deserved it.
armyspecialist 1
have fun in jail fleeing the scene of a crime is a felony. let me know if the big bubba are true!
froglette 4
you wanker! I hope someone does it to you! my car has been hit countless times by assholes like you! you deserve everything you get!!!
CanadianMuse 0
OP, you most definitely deserve it when you flee the scene after an accident. it only makes the fines worse.
BlargHonk 0
I pretty much read this as "today, I severely damaged someone else's property, but I didn't want to pay for it. So I ran away like the cowardly asshole that I am. Too bad I'm a total dumbass who can't realize that in a car accident, my car might be damaged too. So I left incriminating evidence at the scene, then went online to try to garner sympathy for myself. FML because I'm a dumbass."
boopityboppity 11
See an optometrist and get glasses.
Roika 4
I hope the OP is trolling, if not, could someone get us a lifeguard to get this guy's gene's out of our pool?
KayleeFrye 39
You really expect people to sympathize with you? REALLY? Hello-it's called PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY. Do you really have that much sense of entitlement? Anyone else want to bet what the OP would do if someone hit HIS car and just drove off? I bet he'd be screaming for a lawsuit faster than...something you do REALLY fast.
Seethatguy 3
Here's an idea: GROW UP. Take responsibility for your actions. That display likely earned you a heavy fine, points on your license, and disrespect. You don't deserve to use a car. Start walking everywhere, OP.
fubar4961 0
Ha
hoopyhiff 0
you are a massive c*ntbag.