Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I had to abruptly brake to avoid a pedestrian who had suddenly jumped into the street. As a consequence, my parking ID was pushed in between the dashboard and the windshield. It is literally impossible to get it out before my shift starts. In other words, I'm going to get fined. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Top comments
jibz 6
YDI 100 times over OP, never hit and run. man up and own up to your mistakes or stay off the roads.
Gummybears4life 0
You're an idiot. You deserved it.
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Comments (245)
DocBastard 40
You think you can just shirk your responsibility? Unfortunately for you, you're not smart enough to get away with it. You just proved to the entire world (at least the FMLosphere and your local police department) that you not only are a moron, but also that you have no morals. Congratulations on that. I'm so glad you decided to post this little anecdote here, and I sincerely hope you're reading each and every one of these comments, because I suspect the vast majority of them will be some form of "**** YOU". **** you.
boopityboppity 11
He or she compounded the idiocy by using an indefinite article as a conjunction.
CitrusGirl 0
I second that motion.
wonderful_wendy 0
how in the world do you have your licence?
gnrgirl09 0
Its ***** like you that screw insurance up for everyone else. You deserve it.
B1ACKR3IGN 3
dumbass
stevenmx86 8
YDI you worthless loser..
orligirl 5
You completely deserved it! Why did you think that you're too good to pay the fee and fines?
CultureChic 14
Yeah you deserved that, op.
Sparx1_1 16
You are an absolute ******* OP and I hope you get everything that's coming to you. Fleeing the scene of an accident is a crime even when no one has been hurt. You will very likely end up with a criminal record even if you do manage to avoid jail time, which I hope you don't. You deserve it and I hope the owner of the car you hit sues you for everything you have.
spanelli 16
You just flat out deserve it...
mea_iloveskiing 26
license plate a.k.a. judas :)