Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview, I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, right before a job interview, I spilled hot coffee all over my lap. The stain looked incredibly suspicious. During the interview, the recruiter kept glancing down awkwardly while I tried to maintain eye contact and confidence. FML
Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Did they rub back?
reetah 0
well, did you get the job?
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Comments (94)
L0L_Sarah 0
how could the interviewer not say anything?
aback 5
Was the interviewer a man or a woman?
JiggstheMan 0
this one made me rofl. haha. well if they gave you the job atleast you know how to get a raise (;
aback 5
Oh, and if you get the job, expect comments about your cleavage in short order.
NoMercy_fml 0
Bow Chicka Wow Wow.
allmidnighteyes 11
brown chicken brown cow
Siren_00 0
So did you get the job? ;) Since they didn't say anything, I assume they liked it.
Suckstbeyou 0
god how could you write this and not tell us how it ended!!! are you a girl?guy? and the interviewer? worst fml I've seen yet. thanks for nothin.
Lonely_Lez 0
OP is a woman. I too want to know the gender of the interviewer however...
SweetieLish 0
I really hope you ended the interview by saying, "How YOU doin'?" and winking.
Suckstbeyou 0
I see, the interviewer failed to move his leg okay. nice. still want the nitty gritty though!
shnibz101 0
Yea you are smart