Today, I had a job interview at the bowling alley. The manager was busy and asked if I could wait. Let's just say I've never bowled before, and I wanted to know how deep the hole was on the bowling ball. The interview ended with him spitting on my finger, trying to get it out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bathroom after a terrible job interview. My interviewer walked in with another guy, talking about my interview, saying he was obviously going to hire the other guy because my odd-sounding name was too hard to pronounce, yet alone spell in multiple emails. FML
Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML
Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I went into a job interview for Quizno's. The boss there talked to me for an hour and half about everything on God's green earth. She noticed I was a certified swim instructor. I left Quizno's with no job, but with an appointment to teach the boss how to swim tomorrow at 9 a.m. FML
Today, I nailed a job interview and they hired me on the spot. The only problem was I was bursting at the seams and had to poop really bad. After destroying their bathroom and taking my leave, not an hour later I got a phone call saying they're "gonna go a different direction." FML
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oopsiess 0
You tried to get a job at a bowling alley and youve never bowled before? YDI
justdancebbyx3 7
Who the **** cares if you're first
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Comments (61)
alex1432 9
"spit makes the best lube" -- Jenna Jameson
fml1358 0
wow you are such a freaking idiot. why would you try to stick your finger into a bowling ball as far as you could. and also, you should've just asked the person who was interviewing you because they could have known the answer.
pOTATERS_ 0
niiiiiiiice
seeme1 0
Hey there's a funny site similar to FML but where visitors can tell their darkest secrets: www.whatasecret.com
alexandraa_fml 0
You mean a creepy site? Because none of those are funny.. just strange.
Tigg3r 3
I cannot come up with a word to describe how horrid that sight is...
Thecommish 0
When you do something stoopid - and are not sure what to do about it - ASK! You look like a moron spitting on your finger. You should have just admitted your lack of knowledge and played it off. It's a bowling alley - they have oil!
grrrarrrg2 2
I have to think this is fake just because of how dumb it is. If its true then you're a freakin moron and ydi!
badphoneguy_fml 0
i just wanna know...did you get the job? lol
containsnosoy 0
This wouldn't happen. People don't just spit on people's fingers. I'm sure they'd have some other solution.. or at least you'd be the one spitting...
Squizzy_fml 0
One question: Wouldn't it be a tad less disgusting if err...I dont know.. YOU Spat on your finger if you couldn't find another solution? YLS
LilaBear 2
...you jammed your finger into the holes of a bowling ball, which were clearly too small for your fingers? On every bowling ball I've ever seen, if the holes are too small it takes effort to jam your fingers in the whole way. YDI, shouldn't have tried stuffing your fingers into those holes, should have found a different bowling ball.