Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
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Top comments
CrAzYyEt 8
lol that sounds like fun!
mismonroe 0
You just described last nights wet dream.
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Comments (72)
XxDancerGirlxX 17
you're boss is awesome!!
sexxme 9
sounds like your boss is pretty awesome. i don't understand why this is considered a fml. try having a complete asshole for a boss.
Autocorrect 0
I bet you live near Springfield, Illinois. they played here last night. but that only applies if your "today" really meant TODAY. Or perhaps yesterday.
mjhcc 6
Haha. I wish my boss was like that!
ariannarose 11
I don't see how this is an FML... I think it's hilarious.
pinklover24 13
your boss is probably just trying to have a little fun
awesomeash6692 0
you should have used an imaginary one and stabbed him.
Mxpxdude189 0
that's awesome. if that's a fml then you got issues
love15_fml 8
At least the abnormal stuff isn't your normal day
ambeeelove 0
this is not a FML more like a yes my life