Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
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Bigblackbunny 2
He probably liked it, but didn't want you to know he liked it, so he put on a fake horror face. Well, that is unless he is a guy, and you are a guy. Then even I would be in horror.
WFMS 0
why would you take a bath with a hole in the floor and someone else in your house. Come on use your common sense.
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Comments (278)
elsieenchanted 0
She wouldn't have said "in horror" if the guy liked it. Secondly, he may have only done that because maybe the girl is younger than them. Or maybe it's just time to shaaave. I don't know. Either way, FYL.
stringoffail 0
This story is hot. FML for never standing under friends' renovation holes. I'm sure he was staring in horror because he just got caught peeping.
poguemahoney 0
maybe she had a dick... that would get a good horror face out of me
stringoffail 0
Also, for all the "Shave your vag" people: screw you all. Shave your dick for two weeks and get back to me. It sucks. It's more trouble than it's worth, and you're never going to see her bush (or probably any bush for that matter) so it's none of your damn business if she shaves it.
malnourished_pig 5
What you think guys don't shave our shit? Seriously shave it, you're making the world a better place.
kwfruit 0
LOL! Never heard that one before.
nodbor 11
why/how was he in the hole?
pericolo 0
ahahahaahahahah yeah true at least you didnt fall on him
LoveGuru 0
I'm sorry. Bad day =)
jess09_fml 0
ydi, you knew there was a hole in the floor...don't put your ****** over it.
Piero_Ramos 0
shave it bitch :)
BrunetteHottiie 0
At least it wasnt that "time of the month" and you didnt have a tampon shoved up there...That wouldve been horrible...