Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
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Bigblackbunny 2
He probably liked it, but didn't want you to know he liked it, so he put on a fake horror face. Well, that is unless he is a guy, and you are a guy. Then even I would be in horror.
WFMS 0
why would you take a bath with a hole in the floor and someone else in your house. Come on use your common sense.
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Comments (278)
giebs22 6
Finally someone made a legitimate suggestion. Also, in case the OP didn't, she should have shaved down under while she was in the bath. The two actions combined would either eliminate the event from even happening, or at least eliminate the look of horror, which I estimate was more likely a look of shock. That's how I would have reacted, followed quickly by a smirk.
SquidKid 0
He must be gay if he saw your bush and was in "horror" about it. That or your bush is what made him turn gay. Either way FYL. :)
Nakedsquirrel 5
Maybe he's afraid of spiders and thought a tarantula (or army of tarantulas) was going to leap through the hole and land on his face. Unless you have horrible grooming habits, some furry muff shouldn't "horrify" a guy. That plus bad legs, on the other hand..
ergo_fml 13
ROFL
AlexZB 0
cover the hole idiot!
Lisimal 7
The poor guy could'nt handle that many holes, all at once. XD 112
shoopdawoop_xox 0
... it cant have been a big hole really... because think about it logically, if it was a hole too big to walk around the floor would have collapsed. could you have not just... put a towel over the hole? really not that hard i would have thought. or better yet, get the hole fixed?
premiermois 5
What? "In horror?" You must either be hideous, or more likely he's the gay.
MestizoFilipino 0
Does your brother's friend not like girls? Or was it a girl?
Stephai 0
Sounds fake. If you had a hole there. you would've covered it up with some plastic or something and had a sign saying there's a hole here. And besides...if there was a big hole there, the place downstairs would've been off limits too because its dangerous.