Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, instead of waking up positively and full of energy like I was expecting, I woke up with a whopper of a migraine, and could barely get out of bed. The only reason I expected something different is because yesterday I got hypnotised to think that. FML
Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML
Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML
Today, it's the sixth day in a row of non-stop migraines, due to grinding my teeth. Medicine works, but doesn't last. A mouth guard offers very little relief, I'm just so stressed out, and I think too much. FML
Today, I celebrated my fifteen-week anniversary. No, not a relationship anniversary. A migraine anniversary. It won't stop. FML
Today, I discovered what it feels like to be extremely constipated while having a vomit-inducing migraine. FML
Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Teenagers who claim to use marijuana just to look cool are almost as pathetic as a 3-legged dog with no fur.
rhpsfan9 10
and you fell for it?
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Comments (116)
daisyloo 7
You aren't either 52, please learn the difference between "your" and "you're" before you tell someone else they aren't smart. Thanks:)
rattusrattus 19
They said "smile" not "teeth-baring rictus".
KatrinaKitten 16
Running relieves my migraines and stomach pains for me, at least temporarily.
kraine0712 2
I like that logic.
SleepOnStones 5
You're such an inspiration. I wouldn't have been able to smile for more than a minute and a half.
qwachi 5
well u totally deserve a migraine for f***ing doing pot
ScaughtieHolden 11
65, doing pot? How about smoking.
Godfreyy 2
I went through chemo and not a single joint was offered to me.
IscoreOnU 19
Can you say gullible?
wild_n_out 8
wow, I just love laughing at jokes that lack creativity :)