Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, instead of waking up positively and full of energy like I was expecting, I woke up with a whopper of a migraine, and could barely get out of bed. The only reason I expected something different is because yesterday I got hypnotised to think that. FML
Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML
Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML
Today, it's the sixth day in a row of non-stop migraines, due to grinding my teeth. Medicine works, but doesn't last. A mouth guard offers very little relief, I'm just so stressed out, and I think too much. FML
Today, I celebrated my fifteen-week anniversary. No, not a relationship anniversary. A migraine anniversary. It won't stop. FML
Today, I discovered what it feels like to be extremely constipated while having a vomit-inducing migraine. FML
Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
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DocBastard 40
Teenagers who claim to use marijuana just to look cool are almost as pathetic as a 3-legged dog with no fur.
rhpsfan9 10
and you fell for it?
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Comments (116)
pertained 12
if they jumped off a bridge...
cameycamcam 7
Drugs? Not for me, thanks.
tateh22 1
thats what friends are for
myleshoops 0
Studied this in anatomy. When you flex the epicranium for 5 minutes, it causes a headache. They didn't tell us why, but I'm guessing because of the tension of the muscle over the blood vessels, making them constrict.
TheDarkCynder 2
smiling does make you happier. it promotes the release of endorphins in the brain which are natural painkillers and help the body feel better.
nixter5 18
But not for 5 freakin minutes.
lmaoatall 6
so does hot sauce, but I'm not recommending op to suck down a bottle of tabasco sauce for the migraine! they'll have serious butt problems in the morning!
KatrinaKitten 16
That's bull-*******-shit, seeing as to genuinely smile you have to be genuinely happy or amused.
sunlovinmama 1
you are right but grinning is not the same as smiling so op really was doing it wrong
nixter5 18
low IQ much?
OkayImSorry 0
5. It does have a slight use as a medicine. Especially for those going through chemo. But it also shouldn't be abused. Whether you want to believe it or not there are many downsides to smoking bud.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I have a friend who has migraines daily. It seems like migraines aren't a daily occurrence for you, so be glad!
idontcare8l 3
hopefully you didnt go to a funeral
alex6946 10
lmao! I bet you looked like a creeper!