Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, instead of waking up positively and full of energy like I was expecting, I woke up with a whopper of a migraine, and could barely get out of bed. The only reason I expected something different is because yesterday I got hypnotised to think that. FML
Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML
Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML
Today, it's the sixth day in a row of non-stop migraines, due to grinding my teeth. Medicine works, but doesn't last. A mouth guard offers very little relief, I'm just so stressed out, and I think too much. FML
Today, I celebrated my fifteen-week anniversary. No, not a relationship anniversary. A migraine anniversary. It won't stop. FML
Today, I discovered what it feels like to be extremely constipated while having a vomit-inducing migraine. FML
Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
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DocBastard 40
Teenagers who claim to use marijuana just to look cool are almost as pathetic as a 3-legged dog with no fur.
rhpsfan9 10
and you fell for it?
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Comments (116)
chosha_fml 27
Better advice: watch five minutes of stand-up comedy on YT. You'll be in a better mood by laughing for real than from faking a happy grin.
_Oblivion_ 12
65 all the 6 year olds on this site know what **** is. If your going to say **** you might as well say it in such a fashion you do not make yourself a complete imbacil in the process. May I ask you how **** do you do pot? Surely smoking pot seems logically correct.
baseballdude34 0
idk why this got negative votes, it's the truth. it seems like most of the users on this site like to be brainwashed by the media. most of you could use a bowl. It would help you all quit your bitching about minor problems.
baseballdude34 0
No one asked you, faggyfagfag
baseballdude34 0
directed at 28
papaicey 0
and in the mean time, you could get lung cancer also! hurray!!!!!!!!!!
pdk420 0
lol you smoked some dirt ass weed then haaah
claudsayssing 0
somebody has pranksters for friends lol
randomsha5211 0
are you blonde? just a question
TheLBG 5
actually, you only need 15 seconds....