Anonymous
France
Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML
dumbbass
Canada
Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML
ouch
United States
Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML
aireun
United States
Slapstick
Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML
Clutz
United States
Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML
ge fu yo twa
Today, after house sitting for my future father-in-law and managing to keep things spotless for 3 weeks, a pipe burst. It flooded the place and shorted out a plug socket, causing a fire that ruined the front room. He gets home in 3 hours. I'm screwed. FML
anon
United States
You played yourself
Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML
Ouchies
United States
Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML
So so close to clean
Warren, United States
Proper job
Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML
nemi
Norway
All over the place
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
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techlife 0
that should have shocked the hell out of you!
alex_vik 1
#3 - He still shouldn't have pissed in his room.
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Contradiction_ 0
Wow!
roxygurrly 0
wow your really cute =] you've got my vote!
kittyk8 0
FUNNY. VERY FUNNY.
HFcinfinity 0
AT least you dident piss on it and it shocked you. IT CAN HAPPEN im dead serious my dad told me he pissed on an electric iron fence.........owe my dick hurts thinking about it. So your a lucky bastard
Witchcraft_fml 5
How electrifying. I'm shocked you would do such a thing. You're the kind of drunk that really lights up a party. Very few people have that kind of spark.
stewpididiot 11
I thought everything over there was 240 volts in which case you'd be dead. or you're full of mierde... did I spell that right? frog!!!!
sicpupyz122 0
YDI for peeing
XxFA1LxX 4
# 13 -- hahahahaha.
hatotter 0
haha, wow you people are stupid, first of all 240 volts wouldnt kill you, second of all unless your penis is like a foot away from the socket, your urine stream breaks up into droplets and couldnt carry a current back to your body, and third, you probably should have just reset the circuit breaker, problem solved. Idiots.
MrZsDad 19
Prove it.
Sindy_fml 4
Today, I got unbelievably drunk - automatically YDI. :)