Today, I got to my apartment early after being out really late the night before. Maybe next time I should call ahead of time so that my roommate has time to sneak my girlfriend out of his bedroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML
Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML
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Top comments
Teebean 0
Man that sucks.
Xaviara 0
eeshk!! Sorry dude, well you're way better off at least you know now she's like that
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Comments (84)
Twincest 11
I selected both: it's the suckiest thing ever. BUT why would you be out partying without your girl???
Harpy20 24
Couples can't spend every waking moment together. It's impossible to even imagine how any relationship could work that way.
Witchcraft_fml 5
You're the same OP as the dumped-because-of-flu guy. http://www.fmylife.com/love/6066680 You either have really bad luck with da wimminz, or you just plain suck in relationships.
Amysbodybetrayal 0
Or he had two girlfriends, and both relationships ended in an ugly manner within the same week. That would truly be an FML.
silence258 0
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jw90 18
dump her man. u don't need her.
lo1337a 1
Why wasn't she out with you?
rana_xx 0
you life truely sukks duuuddde...
diablonegro 0
lol...and u let it go,if it were me,id have thrashed my roomie!
ForgottenRemix0 0
ouch man, throw that ho out tha window
failure99 0
http://christy.ihateyounow.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=7e70fbef0036fa78d128c30847c441af do this to her
fyourlife88 0
LOL, "THROOOO DAT HOOOOO OUT DA WINDOOOO" RealTalk