Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend of over four years ago decided to turn up outside my house at 1 a.m., drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
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Michael_92 20
I feel more sorry for your BF than you. If you are really in love with your ex break it off.
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Drunk words are sober thoughts, perhaps you should evaluate your current relationship standing if the feelings are genuine.
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Comments (106)
karlcolt45 19
calling a past ex in front of your future ex, brilliant
Louis1992 9
He better had broken up with ur ass....
babswashere 9
No wonder you had an ex to begin with, you're a really bad girlfriend, maybe you should just be single for a while and evaluate yourself before getting into another relationship
alycion 39
Sounds fun to get so drunk you can kill your liver, dignity and relationships all at once. Remind me not to try it.
SillyGirl4602 23
Drunk or not, you acted like an asshole. I really hope your boyfriend breaks up with you. You should not have started a new relationship if you were not over your ex.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I think this should be your boyfriend's fml not Yours
Julianne_sings 10
Drinking is perfectly fine, but you shouldn't get so drunk that you aren't in control of what you're doing. I understand why this would be upsetting, but you totally brought this on yourself.
thehonestone10 5
Typical selfish person. The same selfish person that thinks it's ok to date a guy and use him like an emotional tampon as she gets over her old ex, without feeling guilty, and then drunk call her past ex in front of her current ex, is the same type of girl that would then get sad about it happening, post it on fmylife.com and pretend SHE'S the one that got dicked over. So selfish!
LaucenChevaleir 6
Thank you so very much #37 I have never heard the term "emotional tampon" before and this made my day. I agree with you on what you said but I think those two words will forever be added to the top of my favorite list and I will look for opportunities to use it in the near future if possible.
dr_snow_bear 29
"Emotional tampon". That is brilliant Sir.
icemand90 17
numbers are safer :)
babyblueyes 27
YDI for being a cruel bitch. Drunk or not no excuse.