Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend of over four years ago decided to turn up outside my house at 1 a.m., drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
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Top comments
Michael_92 20
I feel more sorry for your BF than you. If you are really in love with your ex break it off.
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Drunk words are sober thoughts, perhaps you should evaluate your current relationship standing if the feelings are genuine.
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Comments (106)
redbandit9877 12
I think pretty much anything on here that starts with "I got so drunk that" is an auto YDI lol.
AboveAll04 14
Time for some Double Penetration ! lol
shadowsorel 15
C'mon, there's more important things than DP...
StzaCrack666 18
like double anal
lysx84 24
Why can't people just stop being dicks? Condolences are with your most recent boyfriend.
fml0505 22
No worries, you will be single soon! If your current boyfriend has a spine that is.
sammyjanette 17
I will never understand why people get sloppy drunk. I just need a few wine coolers, and I'm good to go. That definitely helps me avoid situations like this. I feel sorry for your poor boyfriend. I bet that was hard to hear.
icemand90 17
define "wine cooler" I have a "friend" that has a very large "wine cooler" that also stores milk, cheese, butter, condiments etc...
dr_snow_bear 29
Getting sloppy drunk isn't really the problem. It's not knowing how to handle your drink that gets people in trouble.
neeni88 23
Not knowing how to handle your drink leads to you getting "sloppy drunk."
homiwan 13
Now dump your additional affair and we all can call you... TRIPLE X
arsenicalhumor 30
That's awful. Either don't drink so much, or don't drink at all if your fun is going to hurt someone you care for.
KLeePrice 11
Well it is a good thing that her current boyfriend found out sooner rather than later. Hopefully he want with her very long. And I don't think she was having fun at this point.
KLeePrice 11
wasn't*
ilovefall10 21
And you expect us to feel sorry for you?
Ultimawolf25 19
Your poor current boyfriend. FML for him.
perdix 31
Looks like you've gained another ex-boyfriend, but don't worry, there are lots of guys who are waiting to give you true love. Some of them are: Jack Daniels Jose Cuervo Sam Adams Captain Morgan (I hear he's got a boat!)
SillyGirl4602 23
Don't forget Jim Beam or Johnny Walker!
perdix 31
#32, good point, it just goes to show there are plenty of fish in the sea if you know how to drink like one;)
PincessBoff 6
Or Elijah Craig. Damn good man right there!