Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend of over four years ago decided to turn up outside my house at 1 a.m., drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
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Michael_92 20
I feel more sorry for your BF than you. If you are really in love with your ex break it off.
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Drunk words are sober thoughts, perhaps you should evaluate your current relationship standing if the feelings are genuine.
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Comments (106)
hienzburgess 9
well you were drunk. You totally didn't know what you were saying or doing. Your bf can't get angry at the person you become while intoxicated, it's a given you're gonna do something stupid. And the whole "drunk thoughts are sober thoughts" phrase is so cliche.
Ultimawolf25 19
Wow...just wow. Amazing how you can think that is acceptable. I really hope you weren't trying to be sarcastic, cause that was awful :/.
Zomg_Okay 27
By that logic, 43, you could excuse drunk driving. After all, the driver isn't in complete control of themselves when they decide to start driving.
hienzburgess 9
i forgot to include this: my point being, alcohol should be banned. there's absolutely no point to it.
RUSSJR1393 6
Petty
xRezSynn 15
Fhl, not yours
FMLJFL 5
One word, dumbass
DDCA 24
You're an asshole!
StEpHiE1226 12
When I drink....daily...I always hide my phone from myself op!!!
finch01 18
dont drink so much
anyoldnamewilldo 23
I hate the old excuse of "...but I was drunk!" Alcohol doesn't make you do anything you don't really want to. It just takes away the barriers that normally keep you from acting on the impulses. Cheating, confessing love, taking home a stranger from the bar, getting into fights, etc are not excusable by being drunk. You still aren't over your ex.
jujuroxursox 15
Poor BF! Did he stick around? I probably would have left… I'd hate it if my BF confessed his love for an ex, drunk or sober, there is no excuse YDI for getting a new BF when u obviously have feelings for your ex
dr_snow_bear 29
You sound like a super special lady. Way to make things uncomfortable for two guys at once!