Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML
Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML
Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s who had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies' changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, I peed myself pretty bad while waiting for the elevator in my boyfriend’s luxury apartment building, and there was a camera. I ran away, but I was afraid my boyfriend would get fined if I left it, so I tried my best to clean it but I feel like such an idiot now. I really hope they don’t check the camera footage. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today my roommate was taking forever in the shower. I had to pee like crazy. I danced around waiting and waiting. I couldn’t hold it anymore so I snuck out to the backyard to pop a squat. The relief hit me at the same time the realization that our landlord has security camera in the back yard...FML
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Top comments
theamazingd 17
Probably should have gone to the bathroom, as those don't tend to have cameras.
BadDay98 18
Storage room? Do you not have a bathroom at work?
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Comments (102)
cookieees42 2
Where is it you work hopefully not with food?
freddygasman 18
I don't remember ordering custard filled donuts
musoboy 22
if he washed his hands properly before returning to work, hygiene will not be a problem.
dontknow1 19
Maybe you ask for a favor to the security guy, you can have a happy time in the bathroom and nobody will know because there's not cameras in there.
onlinetroll 14
Should have done it at managers office tbh
freddygasman 18
that's only if you want a promotion or raise, and then it's not you that you're pleasuring.
sunyaph 23
?
SimplySaraya 9
Please tell me you don't work at a grocery store
OMGITSTANA 15
I HOPE THEY SEE U ON THE CAMREA HOPE IT DOESNT COME TO U RAPING SOMEONE CAUSE U CANT CONTROL YOUR SELF
malsomethingorrather 5
Because having a sneaky wank is exactly the same as raping someone. Go see a therapist.
Shay_Shay97 23
For real, dude? Have you ever heard of a stall? Jesus.
jackroarrr 25
Are there no bathrooms ?? Are you that much of a perv you couldn't hold off until you got home.
Psyker_Girl 13
Have some self control man, seriously.
8djht8 19
seriously always check for cameras ALWAYS even in your own home.