Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML
Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML
Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s who had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies' changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, I peed myself pretty bad while waiting for the elevator in my boyfriend’s luxury apartment building, and there was a camera. I ran away, but I was afraid my boyfriend would get fined if I left it, so I tried my best to clean it but I feel like such an idiot now. I really hope they don’t check the camera footage. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today my roommate was taking forever in the shower. I had to pee like crazy. I danced around waiting and waiting. I couldn’t hold it anymore so I snuck out to the backyard to pop a squat. The relief hit me at the same time the realization that our landlord has security camera in the back yard...FML
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Top comments
theamazingd 17
Probably should have gone to the bathroom, as those don't tend to have cameras.
BadDay98 18
Storage room? Do you not have a bathroom at work?
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Comments (102)
fictionaldiary 11
How did you think you did not deserve this?
iLuvfatchickz 4
I hope you didn't shake anyone's hand afterwards
fuzz557 14
Maybe the security guard will take a copy home...
Gundel 22
Work never has such an effect on me
virtue333 4
Everyone assumes this was a male...what if it was a woman??? Nah it was a dude
runfoxierun 5
Couldn't wait? Reeeeaaaaaaaally? What else can you also not control yourself over?
winecrab 7
You must be young. Otherwise I can't understand not being able to control yourself. Sorry but if they check the cameras you deserve to get fired. If you do get fired, just be glad you're not labeled a sex offender.
GhostFox 34
What the **** is wrong with you? If you either don't understand that you shouldn't do this, or can't control yourself, you need to see a medical professional. At the very least you should have had the damn decency to use a bathroom for this.
sighlifeman 12
hopes to you it wasn't recording
kipps_1 6
Please tell me you had some hand sanitizer or went and washed your hands immediately afterward. Please.