Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
Today, my social studies teacher thought it would be a great idea to have a casual debate about Margaret Thatcher and her legacy. Within 10 minutes, the entire class was yelling, screaming, throwing stuff at each other. I got hit in the face with a binder. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
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feldco1 17
I'm curious as to why they do this and if it occurs every year.
katt_is_here 24
So your school is actively advocating singling someone out and bullying them? Wooooooow...change schools.
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Comments (107)
DocBastard 40
You got off easy! At least it's not spit balls. Or paint balls. Or bowling balls.
perdix 31
#19, more cowball?
DntLookBack 29
I was thinking Monty Python when they have the "cow-tapult" lol
CallMeWindSock 24
Could've been worse: tennis balls, golf balls, baseballs, human balls...
ohcheriecherie 20
horse balls.
xxjenn123xx 11
Bowling balls
Jst4kicks 16
embrace the balls
perdix 31
I'm sure you're going to have nightmares about all of those balls coming at your face.
iknowiwantyou 13
what the hell? it's all fun. at my university profs get nominated and we get to throw pies at their face! but it's for charity.
worldclassrager 41
My school had a senior auction...but having the seniors so random things sounds great... I really hope you are a senior...
Maskedmask 3
Whitechapel **** yes bro m/
Breegotcake 14
Did you really agree to this? Unless they tricked you; like you volunteer for one thing & they did another. This still is really messed up.
ilikecrazy 6
The school should not have allowed that... In my school were not even allowed to boo people for pep rally's or say negative comments to other schools on game days.
Elric97 9
That must be nice. My school booed another schools marching band at a football game while the news was there. Both bands apologized to each other (they booed us back) because neither principals cared. Oh but let's not forget that it is completely unacceptable to boo football players.
museerux01 10
So did you did sit???
JMichael 26
Sounds like quite an honor if you ask me.
aedan12 15
Not gonna lie, with a smaller group I think I would enjoy it. I suppose if OP is super shy though, that would be torture.