Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my social studies teacher thought it would be a great idea to have a casual debate about Margaret Thatcher and her legacy. Within 10 minutes, the entire class was yelling, screaming, throwing stuff at each other. I got hit in the face with a binder. FML
Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML
Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML
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Top comments
brun12 1
Well at least you know you're a really good actress
bro1oke 0
Hey atleast you engaged the audience!
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Comments (73)
bro1oke 0
Hey atleast you engaged the audience!
jillianmathers12 13
She said that she was practicing her lines! There would be no audience!
Melvar_10 3
Wtf?!? What right does this random yahoo have to do that???? I'd break bones in their body for that
Savra_fml 17
9, She was practicing her lines in the "hall", not in class. Any student passing by could be considered as audience, and if it was as realistic as OP makes it out to be, students could/would have gathered around, and started chanting "fight! fight!" after the punch.
ColdplaySucks 18
Sounds like this play is gonna have good acting, unlike that one shitty movie 2012 Doomsday
MagicallyFat 12
HAHAHAHA I just pictured some kid having an off day walking past her mumbling crazy bitch punched her in the face and walked away like nothing happened
uridea 14
I am so glad the first comment on here was intelligent and humorous
ShakeMeDown 12
Did you bite your thumb at me sir?
brun12 1
Well at least you know you're a really good actress
fylasmuchasmine 0
2. - that's what I was gonna say. "At least you know your good at it." haha.
docscientist 10
Or the person knew they were 'acting' and trolled op with a fist to the face. Seems more likely, as most people wouldn't genuinely respond by punching someone.
TheAPPLESLAVE 4
Or, the other person was really dumb?
trueblue170 13
#80 - You are an idiot. -_-
cinderz1102 0
Ah no nit so good then but that is funny though
Potterhead1 3
What?
fthislyfe 22
4: Was it even a language?
raphanne_fml 33
#4 "English, ************, do you speak it?" :D
GodsLittleMistak 8
33- win
murdersquirrel 15
Unnecessary extra words.
Jovecove 13
53 - I see what you did there.
theTrollGuy 7
Trolling is a art. And #4 succeeded!
GhostlyGhoulish 1
"what?", "do they speak English in what?"
RawrNom 0
16- best name I have seen :) oh and although this is probably a typo, he seems to be a little bit drunk or atleast sounds like it :)
Mademoiselle_fml 34
"Ah, no, not so good then, but that is funny, though."
KiddNYC1O 22
******* psycho.
sirbrainiac 2
in which*
PYLrulz 17
I guess it's safe to assume who the "crazy bitch" really is.
bizarre_ftw 22
Nothing is safe with a crazy bitch ready to assume and punch at the slightest provocation running around!! Quick!! Save yourself now while you still can
ambamm135 7
73 you may want to think before you post something up. Just about every post from you is...to say the least odd. Seriously though just think then post please.
CABOOSE8563 0
When you assume you make an ass out of you and me!
tylersign 11
Wow. Talk about audience interaction.
bizarre_ftw 22
Interaction.... litigation... whichever
molly2moon 0
You should find whoever punched you in the face, and punch him in the happysacks/her in the face and yell "whos the crazy bitch now"
Feklfekl2222 32
Happysacks/**** and face
bizarre_ftw 22
Or all three if possible
tiptoppc 21
Line drive up the middle on both. Treat both fairly, as that’s what everyone wants anyways. Equality, right?
bad_chiquita 5
You should get an A+ then. Obviously you can act.
unhappybitch 8
Did you punch him back?
fuckhaley 7
where*
starsfan_9 7
Too slow sir