Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
Today, I got a picture message from my aunt that said, "9 out of 10 kids get their awesomeness from their aunt." Normally, I would have agreed, except she forgot my birthday yesterday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML
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Phusion 0
you're an idiot
twixbarlover 0
What an idiot...."are you smarter than a 6 yr old?" nope....
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Comments (112)
shaniqualee 2
You should probably add a doctor's appt to that day too, since I think you're retarded.
amyxbbz 0
little harsh, but funny :L
Lythiaren 8
How do you forget something like that?
perdix 31
After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I can only guess what your sister and her family are going to wish for you tomorrow.
Username72999 0
YDI for everything, but especially arguing with a 6 year old for 10 minutes. If you think you really know better, why would you bother trying to convince a stubborn little kid? You sound like a know-it-all bitch.
Rugbyleather 0
thats a little harsh dude chill out little kids can be wrong alot not like she was cussing the kid out. damn
Cristaderzi 0
Mines the the 2nd lol Its just another day really! What makes us so special that we must be reconized? Nada! Buy yourself some wine and Dinner And quit being a nuisance!
hoorayhaiku 0
Dearest sister, birthday requests Today isn't my birthday but I thought it was Please, for my gift, I would like a brain
myepic_fail 0
wow that kinda sux but its funny to. at least you have a funny story to tell!!
time4coffee 3
what sucks is she is too dumb to know how to read a calender
nm22395 0
well... happy birthday
wambamtysam 0
hahaha! made me laugh
Rebeccasaurus 0
fail so epic it's almost a win