Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
Today, I got a picture message from my aunt that said, "9 out of 10 kids get their awesomeness from their aunt." Normally, I would have agreed, except she forgot my birthday yesterday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML
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Phusion 0
you're an idiot
twixbarlover 0
What an idiot...."are you smarter than a 6 yr old?" nope....
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Comments (112)
sld721 0
LMAO Well, that's someone from Maryland for ya! haha I've lived here for 15 years.
glostik 0
Dude, really, YOU FAIL AT LIFE!
goth_princess321 0
that's not as bad as someone actually forgetting your birthday
Niore_fml 0
Agreed with #68, and not only that, but at least she reminded you so you weren't confused, well, today. Haha (:
gigi2009 0
i know the feeling :)
BennyBoomBa 0
Happy Birthday!!! :)
Thunderbender 2
What a dumbass... But Happy Birthday though : )
lo1337a 1
I highly doubt you argued with a six year old for ten minutes. There only so long you can go "it is!" "no it isn't!" I bet you argued for forty-five seconds tops. Don't exaggerate when it only makes you seem dumber.
EmmeeJ83 0
I think this is hysterical. You could forget your birthday around Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is not always the same day. Too funny!
maddiey2014 0
lol that is totally something my bff would do wait I would too!!!! LMFAO