Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML
Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML
Today, I got my period two days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
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FMLisright 0
obviously your professor is a man. fyl
crazyjack 0
should've yelled: "OHSHIT somebody help me!! i'm bleeding!!" xD
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Zoa_fml 0
no sympathy here! you knew you couldn't leave the exam, and that you were going to get your period soon, you should have worn a panty liner at least!
ram7_fml 0
omg. i would be so embarrassed if that happened to me. i mean they expect you to sit there and bleed all over?
shootingstar8D 0
If it makes u feel better in 8th grade I leaked and to make it more humiliating, this gangster kid who hated me for no reason pointed it out, told everyone, and made fun of me. And I was standing at the door with his friend (wearing a red sweater) ready to leave and hes like" looks like we have a competition to see who has the most red." ): It was embarrassing. He said sorry the next day, but it won't take back what he did.
sacredpoppy 0
Oh, wow... that was ridiculously cruel of him to do. I wonder why he even thought that kind of behavior was acceptable.
piano993 0
i'm not irregular or anything, i'm pretty good at knowing when mine will come, especially cuz it starts with cramps but I have to agree getting it sucks. The whole period isn't the problem, it's the cramps and leaking and feeling like a bitch. sucks that it was during a 3 hour test. i hate leaking in the night, and during bad times.
ladiesman14 0
ive done it many times with girls who were on their periods, Without a condom. every girl said its was the best sex they ever had. they all liked doing it when they are hot and swollen in that area. one even gave me a BJ right after . im so manly and macho that my sweet lovin has no cycle.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Keep telling yourself that.
theshinepolice 0
just doesnt seem like a good time to me. oxidation makes it smell pretty weird. i wouldnt want THAT on a sheet, but ehhh people wash em i guess so whatever.
thebarfbagdiva 0
how did you know you got it? did u pull down your pants or something? or did you leak? omg that would suck
im_mad_cute 0
wow, ten bucks says it was a guy teacher. and uhm #201. alot of girls can feel it when its coming.! its the weirdest feeling in the world.. but i get white stuff about 3 days before mine starts [ i call it my life saver ] & when i get that.. i put a tampon. i know it may be unhealthy but at least im prepared. & im very lucky with my periods.. 3 days. light. every time. :]
tyler_walters27 0
Thats so freaken funny. But i feel so bad.
plasticspoons 0
Wow, sucks to be you. But if it makes you feel any better I once had to hold my raging thunderstorm diarrhoea for 3 hours during an exam when I was younger. Not a pleasant memory.
rowbot_angie 0
I'm so confused... LOL FML