Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML
Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML
Today, I got my period two days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
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FMLisright 0
obviously your professor is a man. fyl
crazyjack 0
should've yelled: "OHSHIT somebody help me!! i'm bleeding!!" xD
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Callibobolebo 0
I feel for you, Periods, especially during an exam, stinks. I once had one during our exam, but I started mine during our break luckily. And Actually, 8 days is increadilbly normal, I have had it 8 days constantly for almost 7 years now. I wish I could have mine for 5 days >< So concider yourselves lucky. FYL
whitebunny_fml 0
Did you wear a white trusers or something????????????
BreeShel 0
Thats terrible , nearly the same thing happened to me .
Holly_x 0
That really SUCKS. Hopefully you weren't wearing anything light colored :/ but yeah, fyl.
Aline_fml 0
Seriously, FYL... I have irregular periods where I don't really know when it's going to happen; sometimes I have PMS for more than a week before having a period, sometimes I don't have PMS at all, it's not like every woman knows what's going on 10 minutes before it starts. And to the pigs who voted YDI: I hope reincarnation exists and you reincarnate into women, to pass through everything we do. You'll know how bad is to have goddamn hormones making you feel pain, people bothering you in the meanwhile, and still having to hear some men calling you inferior because you were born in the gender that's capable of bearing kids.
Crusheddd 0
I'm only 12.....yeah mine started this year in january, I cant predict when its going too come, and the same thing happened to me in technical last week My teacher was a guy, i was wearing black skinny jeans...i dont think ny1 saw....butt i get to embarresseed bout all of this stuff :/ LProblem was last week it went on the CHAIR! as well......I played-sick and got home, :(
Crusheddd 0
i knoow howw itt feels its awful u feeel so dirty....really sorry for you! :'(
stuffy25 0
i would say, im gonna blow run out of the room, taken care of ur problem and then say false alarm
jammacan 0
I get PMS and cramps. I passed out in class one time because I hurt so much.
lindt_chocolate 0
This happened to me once. I asked to go to the bathroom and said it was an emergency. When the proctor still said I couldn't go, I said I just got my period, but he was still hesitant to let me go to the bathroom. So I just got up and went to the bathroom.