Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML
Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML
Today, I got my period two days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
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FMLisright 0
obviously your professor is a man. fyl
crazyjack 0
should've yelled: "OHSHIT somebody help me!! i'm bleeding!!" xD
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Comments (241)
enders98 0
EWWW THATS SICK
indiana_gal 0
i h8 when that happens! sorry, just buy a new pair of jeans and erm u cud have pulled ur shirt over ur eh spill or tie ur sweeter around ur waist that wud have helped a bit
allmidnighteyes 11
If they won't let you leave, whip out a new tampon/pad and do it right there.
JaneDoe_71 0
ewwww
lives_ppl 0
lol i was thinking the exact thing but didn't want to say it since it's just too weird
mendel_fml 0
The point is to very ostentatiously start teh process to scare the proctors into letting you go to the bathroom.
WTFpancakes 0
WIN.
the_stereotype 0
that's just disgusting. but i mean if you're that bold, you just say, "do you see this? i need to plug it up, so for the love of god, please let me go to the bathroom."
ItsCommonSense 0
lol that would be gross but not so bad if it was a pad if it's a tamon.....lmaoooo
plexico 4
I've used that excuse successfully time after time and nothing bad has ever happened to me, no matter what the "rules" were. The beauty part: I'm a dude.
KingAfter 0
how did you get through with this?? whatever... that must really suck! sometimes I'm really glad that I'm a guy, this moment being one of those times. it must've been a mess xP FYL, I feel with you, although I don't know how it is.
eatmydust 0
hahahahahaha! oh my gosh i don't think i've ever laughed harder
Shshsh 0
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! this is the funniest comment made by you plexico!! You are full of win!
boatiebanter 0
Surely they have to let you go to the bathroom, as long as someone accompanies you. Or do they expect you to piss all over the floor if you have to go? But also, anticipate your period. Seriously. Not really that difficult to always carry a pad and learn to count the days.
katatak 0
see my reply to CrossY, not all women have a perfect 28 day cycle, and carrying a pad would still do no good because she couldn't go to the bathroom to use it
JaneDoe_71 0
I have to disagree here... it is an unfair "process" for some women, i.e not getting a 28days straight process... so, if OP is in that case, she can't "anticipate"! Sorry OP, it sucks
Queen_of_Night 20
Are you stupid? She says she wasn't allowed to leave the room... Not that she wasn't prepared. What was she suppose to do? Tell the teacher that week is not a good week for her cause there's a good chance the flood gates will open?
iwadasn 33
I can't believe how many males apparently know nothing about periods. Did you all just fall asleep in health class that day or something?
leahlovesya121 0
if it's a male teacher, stand up and scream MY ****** IS BLEEDING, AND IT'S HEAVY FLOW, YOU BETTER LET ME OUT RIGHT ****** NOW!!
bettyboo_x 0
I lol'd at this, just imagine the look on his face though ;)
leahlovesya121 0
well thank you, i try
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Seriously! It's like the male teachers don't remember health class! Women get periods. They kind of NEED to attend to that.
mozrox 0
I literally laughed out loud at this. Very nice.
emshilie 0
I think I just peed. this is the funniest comment i've read thus far
leahlovesya121 0
why you are so nice
kkows25 10
me and my friends use to tell one of our guy teachers that we would just bleed all over his shoes if he didn't let us go to the bathroom, always worked. lol
Kenpachi_fml 0
u should wipe ur blood onto them to teach them a lesson
Igor_g5 0
I agree with #15. Just keep a tampon in your purse. If that happens, just put it in right there. No problemm.
hornetchik 0
Well... whats the problem then?
f_u_u_f_f 0
@ hornetchick, the problem would be that the pad would fill and start to leak.
Luckster 0
I thought schools had rules that prevent teachers from keeping female students to tend to their horrible monthly curse. I guess it was only a high school thing.
Luckster 0
nvm. The site fixed itself.
lives_ppl 0
i understand why they can't let girls out because of that, though. if they did, every female would have an advantage. they could just say that they have their period (it's not like anyone can check) or they could just not wear a pad/tampon when they're expecting one.
kkows25 10
yea it's a hard call but maybe they should try to come up with a better solution than just making girls bleed all over their selves because they "might" try and cheat
anuskina 0
even when they say "under no circumstances" means u cant go alone druing SAT and IB exams u can go if u have an urgency, just that a supervisor has to go with u and basically watch the whole thing. sucks for u though