Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Red flag
Today, I kissed my crush for the first time and immediately started sneezing uncontrollably. It turns out that I’m allergic to his perfume. He laughed while I tried to blow my nose without looking insane. FML
Rashbeard
Rash beard
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
UnhappyLips
Today, the lip balms I ordered online finally arrived in the mail. After trying one out, my lips had an allergic reaction. It's a 4-pack. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
drpepperking10
United States
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Chapped out
Today, I was having lunch with my mom before an important job interview. She commented than my lips looked dry and crackly and gave me her chapstick with aloe to put on. Apparently I'm allergic to aloe and my lips got so swollen I could hardly talk. It was too late to reschedule the interview. FML
goo
Louisville, United States
Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad, so bad
Today, the man of my dreams turned out to be the worst kisser I've ever encountered. I now have a huge hickey on my chin to remember the experience by. FML
PissyPants
United States
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
jacobscrackers
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
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MzMegs 20
Ouch. :( Poor guy.
trickkemhard 0
yuuummmm, sounds like he got a TASTY treat. bet it tasted like honey..from the hive. *ba-dum-ching*
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Comments (133)
TrueTexan 0
cute story for the kids ;D
boomsupersonic 0
Awweh, that sucks for both of you. I hope everything works out between you two! FYL, honey.
laurbear12 3
maybe he had an allergic reaction to you, not the chapstick haha
bossybella 0
sucks
GravyGuy 11
Well look at the bright side OP, at least you got your first kiss! :)
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
^ :L errr random much?
Ranger16266 0
Genuine failblog material. Go there!
UnprecendentedAw 0
Bummer. Better to find out giving him a kiss than a bj.
Human_Delilah 0
D': Poor Guy, Let's Hope he Doesnt get mad at You.*-*
laden_swallow09 35
Not random -- #9's screenname is iHeartBacon, a disambiguation of iPhone, iPod, or more accurately, iHeartRadio. #32 merely shared her love for bacon with #9. And now that I had to explain it, it defeats the humor. BTW, bacon DOES make everything better! Juss sayin.