Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Red flag
Today, I kissed my crush for the first time and immediately started sneezing uncontrollably. It turns out that I’m allergic to his perfume. He laughed while I tried to blow my nose without looking insane. FML
Rashbeard
Rash beard
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
UnhappyLips
Today, the lip balms I ordered online finally arrived in the mail. After trying one out, my lips had an allergic reaction. It's a 4-pack. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
drpepperking10
United States
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Chapped out
Today, I was having lunch with my mom before an important job interview. She commented than my lips looked dry and crackly and gave me her chapstick with aloe to put on. Apparently I'm allergic to aloe and my lips got so swollen I could hardly talk. It was too late to reschedule the interview. FML
goo
Louisville, United States
Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad, so bad
Today, the man of my dreams turned out to be the worst kisser I've ever encountered. I now have a huge hickey on my chin to remember the experience by. FML
PissyPants
United States
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
jacobscrackers
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
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MzMegs 20
Ouch. :( Poor guy.
trickkemhard 0
yuuummmm, sounds like he got a TASTY treat. bet it tasted like honey..from the hive. *ba-dum-ching*
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Comments (133)
memo619 0
haha I'm sure he'll never forget that kiss ^.~ I remember my first kiss, I accidentally bumped my forehead into hers
TayonaC 10
I like the face you made ^_^ it's funny
jess6blondie9 3
Haha, don't worry we all have embarrassing kiss stories. :) And yes, I like the smiley you used also. Creative.
itman3456 0
i dnt these lips havnt failed meh yet haha either has the tongue.... if yhu no what i mean
Jizwold 0
55's picture made me laugh
igoteffed 0
fail^
j300zx 0
Is that what she told you? Chapstick caused her mouth to be red? Right.... lol
ImKindaABigDeal 6
It was fate.
lizgoesrawr 0
more like **** his life!
NotBree 0
Hahaha. I just read '**** his face' instead of '**** his life'. xD
DarkJoy_fml 5
Bree.....I mean not Bree get your mind out of the gutter ;)
Primus_fml 0
They weren't hives, you just have really contagious herpes.
DarkJoy_fml 5
LOL!
mynewaccount 8
Hahaa. Simply hilarious. :)
TayonaC 10
haha I like tour name it's very creative :0)
TayonaC 10
your **
Person000 0
like a penis
dirtyblond 4
chode?
lovexbox 8
How exactly did she deserve this? OP that sucks...
Primus_fml 0
Because kissing is a sin against god!
TayonaC 10
I love bacon too! just saying :)