Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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dberri05 2
you deserved it. why couldn't you just walk 100 feet. it's not hard
grocky 0
Walk! Better for you, better for our environment!
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Comments (353)
RuralNinja 0
Wow fatty, it was that much effort to get up and walk 100 feet? You couldn't have just imagined there was a twinkie at the end of that long walk or somethng?
Jpster 0
That's pretty watefull
MoobyTheCow 2
Right, because the rules don't apply to YOU.
regalarius 0
YDI, not only were you too lazy to walk 100 feet (honestly it's almost faster to walk, plus it's healthier, you don't waste the gas from starting your car twice, and it's also *perfectly legal* in your case) but you also not only didn't see the cop there but also did something to arouse his attentions...going 100 feet. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that the cop saw you get in the car and knew that you didn't have your license, but still...that's still two big steaming pieces of fail instead of three.
ahhrealmonsters 0
So you couldn't walk? And what were you even doing to get pulled over? Clearly you need to brush up on those driving skills. YDI
redbluegreen 41
And walking sounded bad because? How'd you get pulled over, anyway? What can you possibly mess up within 100 feet?
cthulhu1138 1
Time to get a bicycle.
metawarr556 3
Well, you should have walked, unless you needed a car for class, but how the hell do you get pulled over for driving 100 feet?
babymama1029 0
YDI. This story makes no legal sense. And you're lazy. I think I smell some bullshit.
your_face 15
Well, the next three years of walking/bumming rides should teach you to actually appreciate being able to drive. At least you'll get your license eventually, if you don't fail Driver's Ed. I really don't think someone like you deserves to be allowed to drive. Unless, of course, you're disabled, so it's harder to walk even 100 feet, in which case I apologize; however, it seems like you would have included that information.