Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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Top comments
dberri05 2
you deserved it. why couldn't you just walk 100 feet. it's not hard
grocky 0
Walk! Better for you, better for our environment!
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Comments (353)
i_luv_cheese 0
wow get off your ass and walk
cljc 1
your a lazy twat. 'classes at is across the street from my house' ******* WALK YOU WEIRDO.
avoidthegirl 6
YDI for thinking that driving to driver's ed was a good idea. IT'S ACROSS THE ******* STREET. WALK.
leero 0
you deserve it for 1. being stupid enough to drive there and 2. being a bad enough driver to get pulled over within that 100 ft. you can't get pulled over for not having a license, so you must've done something stupid, which means you're a bad driver who doesn't deserve to have a license anyway. :)
dyld921 2
Well maybe you should have just walked. 100 feet isn't that far.
milyfesuckz2 0
FATASS! OUR SOCIETY IS GETTING LAZIER AND LAZIER WHICH IS WHY WE HAVE AN OBESITY EPIDEMIC
AshleyBThaMilf 0
How lazy are you that you can't walk across the street?! YDI hardcore. Sucks though.
sakurachan04 0
You're such a dumbass. You could've walked. Is this what America's being reduced to? Lazy ass kids who can't walk across the street to a Driver's Ed class that they shouldn't be driving to by themselves in the first place? YDI.
PennyAnna 3
...Why did you not just walk the hundred feet?
shananigans 0
..Because simply walking across the street would've been much too difficult. Besides what did you do to get pulled over in 100 feet's worth of time? This just screams "YDI!"