Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
Ugh
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Blunder
Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
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JabberJaw88 11
Kids these days. I recommend picture retake day. Unless you want something to laugh at in the future.
Sonychka 13
Be careful. It's only a matter of time before she gets a yolo tattoo on her lower back. It's a slippery slope from here.
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Comments (126)
Rokara 10
IT'S DUCK HUNTING TIME! *cocks gun*
Mickey_B_123 6
#105 Dude! Shes 6!
Gunguy 11
welp, its time to put her down.
hayjay2000 8
To be honest, I bet she was just trying to make a silly face. I mean she is a little kid, I did those things when I was younger as well! And people always say "kids these days.." But the generation before the last always says that. They never approve what the new generation is doing. So calm down people she is 6.
thewolfechilde 2
That's what I wsst trying to say!
joopjoop 19
I can't believe they let her do that... I had a friend in High school mess his hair up so bad on picture day to be funny and the school threw a fit and his mom had to physically go to the school and tell them it was fine with her if they took his picture like that
texascutie10 1
that's hilarious
_marnie_lauren 8
Well there is also the fact that her FATHER uses FML and probably a shitload of other apps that aren't apporiate for a 6 year old either.
iwadasn 33
Sounds like you need to start monitoring what she looks at on TV and the internet.
C7_fml 17
aww. so cute
rudeb0y 3
6 years old and doing the duck face? I think you need to get your parenting in check.
SaraRenee 1
LMFAO