Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
Ugh
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Blunder
Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
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JabberJaw88 11
Kids these days. I recommend picture retake day. Unless you want something to laugh at in the future.
Sonychka 13
Be careful. It's only a matter of time before she gets a yolo tattoo on her lower back. It's a slippery slope from here.
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Comments (126)
Gho5tk3y 17
-.-
grunt_fml 17
Again some great pictures and memories that will be shared with all future boyfriends!
BerylliumSphere 3
you should be proud. Zoolander invented that look
adriianaa_xox 12
there should be an illustrated fml for this one
Annjelina 11
I'm afraid to have kids now.
worldclassrager 41
Duck face are pretty popular...retakes it looks likes like your savior...
thewolfechilde 2
I don't see the problem. Children aren't affected by the same social stigmas we are. Shes not going to grow up to be just another bimbo on the internet. Shes six. If you have faith in your parenting abilities then you have nothing to worry about. Other than that Let her have fun and enjoy her childhood! The end comes way too soon...
shutupnowface 5
kids are becoming more like teens now
ClashParody 21
La dee dee, can't figure out how to delete a comment, le dee da.
laughlots4195 7
the apple dosnt fall far from the tree. just sayin'.