Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
Ugh
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Blunder
Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
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JabberJaw88 11
Kids these days. I recommend picture retake day. Unless you want something to laugh at in the future.
Sonychka 13
Be careful. It's only a matter of time before she gets a yolo tattoo on her lower back. It's a slippery slope from here.
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Comments (126)
beautifulsoul89 11
Oh man, kids these days I tell you!!! If she has an older sister, she's only copying what she sees. I would keep it only to show her when she's grown to have a good laugh!!
rebelbelle 17
when will duck face go out of style??
jerryj 27
Not soon enough. Its popularity is still on the rise.
kozzard 17
15 it never was in style...
abnormalbird 11
When the sparrow face takes over. It is already hot in Japan.
TresAmusant 11
I hope you didn't pay too much then! My school photos were always so pricey. FYL especially if that's the case, OP.
shutupmichaela 18
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE HONEY BOOBOO A TV SHOW. THANKS A LOT, OBAMA
xzxXxzx 11
Wait you mean honey booboo isn't dead yet? Damn it we need to get rid of her.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Wait. Did you seriously just blame the president for tv programming?
NocturnalCro 14
20... you are retarded. Please die in a fire.
ClashParody 21
@90 Are you referring to the caps lock that screamed into my head, or the blaming of the president for not using his authority to censor Honey Boo Boo from television programming?
lexisJO 11
OMG never laughed so hard at a comment on here. Thank you for that. But just to clear up the confusion, "thanks a lot Obama" is just a sarcastic joke saying that everything bad in the country is his fault.
graceinsheepwear 34
In first grade, I had a loose front tooth that I was very proud of. On picture day, I stuck the tooth out between my closed lips. I looked like a snaggletooth with a short red pixie haircut. My mom wasn't amused but it became a funny childhood story.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
That is adorable.
nancy_ydg17 11
yolo
ihpp 22
gee, when I was growing up, the only duck face was the one you made with two pringles chips.
dudeimmadoc 9
Omgosh yessss that used to be so much fun!
ihpp 22
I know, right? I still do it on the rare occasion I get a can of pringles. lol
PenultimateTaco 14
What a quack up
SamCat 21
Ha. I got my 4yr old's pictures today as well, and she is striking a pose like she is Heidi klum on the runway lol. If it does bug you, then re-take it, or it can be a funny moment to look back on.
j_cat187 20
The punishment for duck face is... death by incineration!
mzmilly 13
That's just stupid... She's a 6 year old.
skyeyez9 25
Pretty sure OP does not worship the deity Molech who is the god of child sacrifice and want to incinerate her 6yr old on Molech's burning hot hands.