Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML
Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
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krazy_glu3 0
buy another and empty it on his face and tell him that's what the mugger wouldve felt when he was mugging you if he hadn't emptied it out.
xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0
I hate muggers. they need to get a life
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Comments (43)
BigDaddyWilkWilk 2
if I had gotten that for my wife and some doucher she worked with emptied it out and then she got assaulted I would f**king kill that piece of sh*t.
doughnutboy99 2
guns are overrated I'm gonna start carrying a shank and a nightstick and pretend its my dick
snowboarder1019 5
win
nikki9tails 3
I got bear maced before it hurts woulda stopped the guy, I'd tell your husband and relay a message, " if your bored next time go do something useful".
meowmeowwkitty 0
what an idiot. the friend he's got there
samantha0911 0
OMG!! Are you okay?
CommonSenseKarma 17
Refill can with most powerful pepperspray available. Go to work. Knock said co-worker unconscious. Tape him to brick wall. Dump can in face.
codymaxey033 0
Today, while texting my girlfriend about the great sex we had last night, I accidentally sent a message to my mom. FML
franwins0827 7
Why on earth was your husband's coworker borrowing YOUR keys?
cccoaler42 0
why did he have yo keys anyway