Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, I really liked this girl, and it seemed like she maybe liked me too. We texted a lot, she invited me to a party, and we played games together. I asked her out, worried about waiting too long, but got a really ambiguous answer. Now she’s playing the same games she used to ask me to play, just with a different guy. FML
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Top comments
JR_Goes_Rawr 11
That's where you slowly turn around and waltz away.
madisonnnnn13 11
Aww I'm sorry :/ move on! Se really isn't worth it if she said that.
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Comments (76)
simoncat 11
Eh, you know what? The guy 'she really likes' won't touch her now. She just proved herself to be the type who'd leave a guy stranded on the dance floor in the middle of a slow dance- hence an untrustworthy lunk. YOU don't want her either. Be smart. Let her sit out a few dances and learn her lesson.
soph_volleyball 11
Haha damnnnnnn
littlemonster94 15
Apply cool water to burn.
AngelSpit 18
Appropriate response: "Oh, I had told the girl I [really] want to **** you were ugly and this was a pity dance before we took the floor."
peacefaiiry 9
That's what you call friendzone
mikex31 4
Should of told her to **** off an dance with someone else
JoyImHere 1
I hope he doesn't like her. That'd be nice.
Vidrill 22
Although this behavior is infuriating, OP should take comfort in the fact that people who are so selfish and inconsiderate of other people's feelings never win in the long term. There's nothing attractive about them, once you see them up close....
kemando 22
Aaaand say "**** you" and wal away.
pedinhuh 23
Damn, what's with people being so insensitive these days?