Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, I learned that my car alarm only goes off if the car is unlocked a bit forcibly. Doesn't make a sound when some prick breaks the window out in the middle of the night to steal my cd player. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
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eytanrodin 0
The manufacturer is lying. if they're too lazy to change it then they should disable it which they can also do. Is this a Ford product? If for whatever reason I am wrong, you have a major class-action lawsuit on your hands. Talk to the manager of the car dealership and tell them these things. I guarantee you they will play ball. Under absolutely no circumstances should you have to pay even a dime.
BoyBeyond 0
So tell the car company to take out the key code or the device the thieves are using to get in and manually use a key to open and close the car door problem solved genius.
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eytanrodin 0
The manufacturer is lying. if they're too lazy to change it then they should disable it which they can also do. Is this a Ford product? If for whatever reason I am wrong, you have a major class-action lawsuit on your hands. Talk to the manager of the car dealership and tell them these things. I guarantee you they will play ball. Under absolutely no circumstances should you have to pay even a dime.
Yah_Imma_Gamer 0
^ This. They are full of shit. They WON'T do it. Tell them they better do otherwise--if not, they can/should be in a world of hurt.
blacknazi818 0
thats sum ****** up shit rite there shady ass bitches
fudawee 4
Have someone cut the wires to the key pad and then it won't work at all. Install an aftermarket alarm as well.
saywhaaat_01 0
damn that sucks!
H8rSk8r 0
I can't suck myself. I keep trying, but just can't do it!
r6_fml 4
yoga helps...
justahsquirrel 0
if you have a car with that keypad on the outside and that's how they got in, you can always disconnect it.
ralphgragasin 0
try mr. beans way of locking the car..
SkullCanddi 0
I love ur Picture!!! :D
noobacabra 0
i just lost the game
fakeaccountX 6
you bastard
Yah_Imma_Gamer 0
F uuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!
celtics734 2
pull the fuse and presto, no more problems
evilcartman 0
lol people still use cds??
illmatic2 16
Yes, I buy CDs all the time. They are way better then using iTunes.
fmlisforlols 0
Yes. I still use cd's because I'd rather have better quality, a physical copy and the freedom to do with it as I please- All for the same price that shit Itunes and Napster charge for shittier quality.
JManHobbs 0
Or you could just get all the high quality music you want for free from the Internet?
Dmbmartin12 3
you can pull the fuse on the keyless entry circuit. you'd just have to use your key to unlock the car. fyl