Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, I learned that my car alarm only goes off if the car is unlocked a bit forcibly. Doesn't make a sound when some prick breaks the window out in the middle of the night to steal my cd player. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
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eytanrodin 0
The manufacturer is lying. if they're too lazy to change it then they should disable it which they can also do. Is this a Ford product? If for whatever reason I am wrong, you have a major class-action lawsuit on your hands. Talk to the manager of the car dealership and tell them these things. I guarantee you they will play ball. Under absolutely no circumstances should you have to pay even a dime.
BoyBeyond 0
So tell the car company to take out the key code or the device the thieves are using to get in and manually use a key to open and close the car door problem solved genius.
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Comments (166)
urmom328 0
lol two words, car camera. put a camera in ur car. catch those fags and show the video to the police. if they have enough guts to steal stuff then they have enough guts to go to jail. fyi
RockAngies40 17
and the thieves steal the camera.....btw what type of car is it?
shruikono 0
ydi for using cds
Christopher08 0
ha ha ha that's funny you thought you was cool but boy you a fool
way2trivial 1
Disable the wireless receiver, and go back to using the mechanical key
Zhu8 5
Most big fords have an Electronic Key Code Dumbass.
robbyleigh 0
the codes can be reset, but depending on what kind of car you have it is between $45 and $300 to do it. better than your car being stolen.
Isamermaid 17
This kind of happened to me. Someone was able to get into my car, though they didn't steal anything. They were just messing with me. Like one time I got in and there was a paper towel on the floor. Came from no where. Then another time they switched the heater on. And I know it wasn't me because it was summertime.
Isamermaid 17
AAAALL you people: OP said nothing about the remote keyless entry. They're talking about the keypad on the door. Shit.
r6_fml 4
that doesn't make sense, cuz you can reprogram the keypad on the door yourself
way2trivial 1
each car has one master code that can't be changed. it's the one you use to make secondaries- but it also opens the car
johnwwwwwww 0
I can change mine on my car :s
SkullCanddi 0
Sue, Or Get A Trusty Mechanic Friend And Have Him Put A Normal Lock On That Damn Car! :D