Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, I learned that my car alarm only goes off if the car is unlocked a bit forcibly. Doesn't make a sound when some prick breaks the window out in the middle of the night to steal my cd player. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
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Top comments
eytanrodin 0
The manufacturer is lying. if they're too lazy to change it then they should disable it which they can also do. Is this a Ford product? If for whatever reason I am wrong, you have a major class-action lawsuit on your hands. Talk to the manager of the car dealership and tell them these things. I guarantee you they will play ball. Under absolutely no circumstances should you have to pay even a dime.
BoyBeyond 0
So tell the car company to take out the key code or the device the thieves are using to get in and manually use a key to open and close the car door problem solved genius.
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Comments (166)
dfrasier 0
well at least your not extremely stupid...OH WAIT!!! YOU ARE!!!
fmlisforlols 0
You said "your" instead of "you're". Eat shit, you retard.
OLPfan 0
So why don't you get new keys?
birds_fml 7
So don't leave crap in your car. Problem solved!
PRfrmBKLYN 2
the manufacturer can't do anything. the way they got the code is from being close by with a device for you to hit your keyless entry. once you do it intercepts the code. you can avoid it by just using your regular key.
FireBug24_7 0
Just pull the fuse for the power locks and they'll HAVE to use a key. Simple yet effective. People think vehicles are so complicated. They really aren't, everything follows the rules when it was designed.
ynnhoj 2
CD's? what, do u live in the 90's?
jkgfdxb 0
just be thankful they didn't steal your car haha and just don't keep anyhing valuable in your car. problem almost solved
schurm82 4
who still has CDs? your bigger problem is you haven't evolved.
sallen0046 4
So disable the key pad. You know damn well the manufacturer is capable. People managed with regular keys for decades, you will survive. Then again you're not bright enough to fight for it, so you kind of deserve what you get.
powerhawk18 0
it's realized not realised
KorinoTsubasa23 9
They are from the UK and there they spell realized, with an s instead of a z. There are several words they spell with an s instead of a z.