Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML
Today, my disgusting coworker made a comment about "women versus accountability" and I couldn't even yell at him for being a sexist scumbucket, because my wife threw coffee at me yesterday for pointing out that she'd left the chips open and they went stale. FML
Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML
Today, I won an argument against a sexist co-worker. When I left later on, I jumped into my car to drive home, but managed to reverse it into a parked excavator. Guess who's going to hear 'original' jokes about women drivers from now on. FML
Today, my wife threw my Macbook out a window and tore up important work documents, all because she saw me talking to a female colleague of mine. I confronted her about the damage, and she responded, "Go ask the bitch you were with the other day to help you with that." FML
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
Today, my sexist, misogynistic boss showed me a new program we all have to use. After several minutes of him explaining it badly and belittling me for doing it wrong, I opened a sub-folder that showed that I CREATED THE PROGRAM. He walked away, then later wrote me up for "having a bad attitude." FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
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Top comments
ng7899 0
feminists are so stupid. I'm all for women's rights, but they take it about 100 levels too far.
ollierobs 0
Tell her to man up.
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Comments (114)
sephoraprincess 7
batch! a yummy batch of blueberry muffins!!
Playful1985 9
Not all feminists are like that. In fact if you believe in equal work for equal pay, you are a feminist. Some women hate men (often rape/abuse victims) and use being "feminist" as an excuse. She has the problem OP, and needs therapy.
Ikura 4
equal work and pay is equality. the word feminism itself is a female centric word that supports solely women, therefore sexist.
tybtab 5
do men pushups
WishLine 6
In fact - I'd go one step further and say a woman who stays at home and looks after the kids because she is capable of evaluating the pros and cons and making decisions for herself - because SHE wants to, not because of her husband wanting her to - that's a feminist too. Otherwise, we go too far the other way - implying that a woman who doesn't want to be full time career-chaser - is 'letting the side down' for women everywhere. Then women feel pressurised into squashing their femininity when they don't want to by all the 'radical feminist' viewpoints. As a guy, the whole feminism thing is a great idea, but I think should be re-termed 'equalism'. 'Feminism' ought to be reserved for the sort of man hating, bitter individuals that Op had an experience of just then. Oh well, my friend. I feel for you. FYL.
mariet_fml 23
Why did 16 get down-voted?!
professorR6 0
that's the difference between asking if someone wants help or needs help. makes a difference.
kingtz 6
Also, the way you ask. Maybe, OP said something like, "hey, I know you are mostly used to just either hanging out at malls or cooking for your boyfriend, so why don't I use my superior male intellect and give you a hand? Oh, and make me a sandwich instead of just standing around. "
kufan1324 0
"i need a 5 letter word that starts with b."
Hollywoodgirl79 18
beach
RetardedChipmunk 7
Boobs!
tybtab 5
boner
ifailplzinsultme 0
birch
omgcookeys 15
bunny!
RabidBunny 10
Fanatics...you've got to love them...
FML_in_general 0
i think 98% of the people reading thos just said "whaaaaattt???!!??" from lack of proper knowledge of grammar :))))
KiddNYC1O 22
Yeah, but where the **** is your capitalization and punctuation knowledge?
Booda13 0
she was a bitch
RetardedChipmunk 7
Booth. Very comfy
manbearpig7173 0
HOW DARE YOU OFFER YOUR ASSISSTANCE!
Iwinyoulose356 0
He was pretending. to offer assistance so he could get sex!!!! All men are pigs that want nothing more than sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! / feminist impression
AmethystRain 20
I thought the butchy ones preferred sudoku.