Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
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bigAC 6
what
TheDrudgeChild 4
Apparently he tried to swat a wasp away and got stung. He worded it like an idiot though.
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Comments (154)
stuff2710 2
comparing a wasp to a nazi is bad. Bad, bad bad, how stupid do you hav to b to realize that that's a snsitive subject and nazis are way wors than ur stupid wasp?
MissMae93 23
I'm sorry, I couldn't take you seriously with all that "text talk" and horrific grammar.
apepe78 1
Loser.
maddy23a 5
Screw ninja skills. You need Chuck Norris skills
jwally726 0
Where's the your a dumb a$$ button
SoultheWolf 19
You're an idiot. You don't swing at a bee or wasp. You either ignore it by holding still (this is of couse before it starts stining you) or run from it. If you swing at them they just get more annoyed and attack you more.
MaddiRae 9
Never, ever get in a fight with a wasp. Those evil little bitches always win!
bookbabe68 1
101-don't make a play on words related 2 the holocaust its mean. also, a wasp and a nazi has got 2 b like the worst comparison ever
Gloria_GDA 0
I think he was high.
MadRoo 6
You posted this just so you could "cleverly" compare the wasp with a nazi helicopter and your arm flailing with ninja skills, didn't you? Because it has no content whatsoever.
Somepplschildren 0
just let him bee