Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, I told my roommate she had to pay $55 to replace a piece of the oven she broke. She told me I was being selfish and decided to illegally break our lease because I was, "making her feel unsafe." Now I not only have to pay for the oven repair, I also have to pay her next two month's rent. FML
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML
Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML
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Top comments
Justkidding100 41
who would ever want to live in a place where they have less freedom than living with your mom?
Thaylok 17
You could've warned them that the landlord was on her way. But if the landlord didn't visit at 7am, the gf had time to claim she just got there. and people are evicted for blowing the fuse? was this a part of a series of other offenses or did 1st roomie do something else? why didnt all 3 of you get evicted??? I think chairman Mao allowed people to do more than your landlord.
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Justkidding100 41
who would ever want to live in a place where they have less freedom than living with your mom?
Chazzster 32
Reimbursement for a replacement fuse seems hardly worth calling the landlord for… OP, it wasn’t your fault you roomies were evicted, but…
Thaylok 17
You could've warned them that the landlord was on her way. But if the landlord didn't visit at 7am, the gf had time to claim she just got there. and people are evicted for blowing the fuse? was this a part of a series of other offenses or did 1st roomie do something else? why didnt all 3 of you get evicted??? I think chairman Mao allowed people to do more than your landlord.
Lffayen 4
Well good luck to your land lady because the eviction process at least in the US must be served by the courts and usually requires a minimum 30 days to be enforceable. She could get the hell sued out of her.
Evolving_Squid 15
Who is so cheap as to call the landlord for a $3 fuse?