Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Karma?
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
I'm so tired
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
The Brian Harvey
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
Today, my daughter managed to crash my car. It's okay though, the insurance will cover it. However, it won't cover all the items she damaged crashing into a garage sale. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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sunnyt 5
Gas instead of brake? I think we've all had one of those moments.
LGuard 13
We could do with details on how. If you hopped in and decided to assault the wall then YDI. If not, well I'm struggling to think of how it couldn't be your own fault as you should always check obstacles, selected gear, etc. before you try going anywhere.
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Comments (49)
Jharrist89 12
Lmao! Did you hit the third peddle by chance?
br1015 13
The third peddle is for changing gears not the accelerator
AwesomeMe124 9
someone left the stick in 1st.
Ambient25 25
Look on the bright side, at least you won't have to exchange insurance
ileenefudge 29
There is a bright side to almost anything. :)
Mr25_fml 14
It's gonna be embarassing explaining this to the insurance company
King_paradox 22
Lisence has hence forth been suspended indefinitely
perdix 31
Wisconsin is the drunkest state in America. Maybe you were texting while sitting in the garage?
flfsu84 3
My wife has the same issues. men drivers!!
limitedition 25
I took off my mirror going into the garage last year, OP so I feel your pain. if you think that's embarrassing wait til you go to the garage & tell the guys how the damage happened - laughter, then teasing ensued in my case.
happylawyer 16
No need to tell the exact details.
limitedition 25
31: blonde/women driver jokes. I have to admit they were pretty funny.
hienzburgess 9
Not so great then now, are you Lila?
happylawyer 16
Oh! Been there (not your garage, but mine), done that. I hit the new car my dad gave me when I was 16. I just could not measure well the space of the entrance vs the size of my small car. Even I need to admit it was your fault and ydi.