Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Karma?
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
I'm so tired
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
The Brian Harvey
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
Today, my daughter managed to crash my car. It's okay though, the insurance will cover it. However, it won't cover all the items she damaged crashing into a garage sale. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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sunnyt 5
Gas instead of brake? I think we've all had one of those moments.
LGuard 13
We could do with details on how. If you hopped in and decided to assault the wall then YDI. If not, well I'm struggling to think of how it couldn't be your own fault as you should always check obstacles, selected gear, etc. before you try going anywhere.
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Comments (49)
csg1987 3
Is your name Jerry Newman and did you call Jessica to ask about this?
worldclassrager 41
Drive instead of reverse? I almost did the same thing then I started driving...it happens to everyone...don't feel too bad...
waltjrimmer 6
Details are needed. Usually, this is a gas instead of brake deal, but I knew a guy who was getting in his car to go to work, opened the garage door and someone turned into the driveway and just slammed into them.
kktik 8
Props for one of the shortest FML
dakatabg 31
That's what happens when you press the gas instead of the break pedal.
mattyiscool123 26
You could never do good on a freeway if you crash in your garage
What_Is_This 5
How does this get past moderation?
yusaku02 20
Shouldn't be drinking and driving cheesehead.
kz5 6
You blonde
1crabbygirl 10
One time my mom got into a crash *with* the garage. Takes special talent! Sorry.