Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML
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Top comments
RougeRamirez 8
"Like a normal person; call the ******* cops"
keven501 12
With a giant stuffed panda bear!
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Comments (101)
MrThumbsItUpMan 8
After he said like a good neighbor state farm is there, you should of said I have blah blah insurance so person come help
rhidiculous 4
But then OP's mom would appear yelling "Six callers ahead of us Jimmy!"
Sir_Swaggington 6
You're not helping, mom!
sethstephens91 8
Simply awesome!
martin_martian7 11
Did someone magically appear?
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Did it work? Or they some other discount insurance
KVKdragon 26
I can appreciate that hilarious reenactment but not when an accident actually happened -.-
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Bitch, you have Geico!"
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Like a good lizard geico is there!!! No? I tried
martin_martian7 11
No.. he has Allstate!
simoncat 11
Hopefully you got his license plate. Report him to your insurance, (without the sing song shit), and then report him to the police. I mean, seriously, is he 5?
RedPillSucks 33
Not sure why you got thumbed down for this comment. That's exactly what OP should do, possibly in the reverse order. If he left before the cops got there he could be charged with leaving the scene of an accident.
doglover100 29
Call the cops. Hopefully you remember his license plate.
ichliebekekse 11
Am I the only one to ask: Are you okay?
Sir_Swaggington 6
Just enough left to post one last FML. Tragic.
FML_Whale 18
You should have yelled back, "Nationwide is on my side."