Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
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Top comments
24788 7
HAHA, I **** up all the time to when I'm getting ready in a hurry.
Jimboom 12
Just make sure if he feels you up then he feels the leg you shaved. ;-)
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Comments (83)
palmtrees 1
agree with #7/8... not really an FML since it's very easily fixable and it's not like your date saw you before you realized it/had the opportunity to fix it. More of just a realization that you're apparently way too easily distracted. Also, an hour on your hairstyle? Really?
justdance45 0
hmm...... WAX
birds_fml 7
I hope you have an electric razor! Or you could've just put on pantyhose, then the hair isn't as noticeable.
cindolin 0
That was funny. But seriously, big deal...just go back and shave it. It's not like you put anything in the kiln yet, there's still time.
rukusrazor 0
Should just go half yeti half woman. That shit is hot!
youdidwhatnow 0
ROFL.
SamuraiDeli 0
"...and then I quickly grabbed my razor and shaved, and everything was okay." Like, seriously. FYL?
hopiee 0
ROFLMFAO @ NUMBER 16
twilax101 0
LOL woww... #whoever-said-it-takes-four-seconds... i thought that too.
mel92_fml 0
if feel your annoyance. sometimes i shave my legs for a big date and once i get there i realise i missed a big patch on my knee, how on earth do i do that?
KuntUsee69 0
hahahaha...that ought to be a new style.